Let’s be honest—med spas are magical. You walk in tired, wrinkled, maybe a little stressed. You walk out looking like you’ve been drinking glacier water in the Swiss Alps for a decade. But let’s not pretend it’s all just smooth skin and perfectly plumped lips. Med spas, for all their glam, come with some hilarious moments.
Here at Royale Aesthetics and Beauty in Ogden, Utah, we know self-care should come with a side of humor. So, whether you’re a Botox regular, a laser hair removal veteran, or someone who just wants to sip cucumber water in peace, these jokes are for you.
Botox: Because Aging is Optional (Sort of)
Botox is basically the duct tape of beauty—fixes everything, holds everything in place, and nobody really knows how it works.
- I tried to look surprised after my Botox appointment… but I couldn’t.
- Botox: Because looking “well-rested” is cheaper than therapy.
- My forehead is now smoother than my WiFi connection.
- They said beauty is about confidence, but I think it’s about frozen forehead muscles.
- My Botox kicked in right before my kid told me a joke. Now I just look permanently unimpressed.
Botox is a commitment. Not to beauty—but to pretending your face still moves when people tell you shocking news.
Lip Fillers: Because “Just a Little” Always Means “Maybe a Lot”
Lip filler appointments always start with “I just want a little volume.” They end with “Oops, I look amazing.”
- I asked for natural-looking lip filler. Now my lips enter the room before I do.
- My lips are now 90% hyaluronic acid and 10% personality.
- “Are those your real lips?” Yes. They’re really on my face.
- Me: Just a tiny bit of filler. Also me: Duck emoji in human form.
- The only thing fuller than my lips is my Amazon cart at 2 AM.
Lip fillers: Because subtle enhancement is for quitters.
Laser Hair Removal: Pain Now, Smooth Forever
Laser hair removal is like breaking up with your ex—you know it’s going to sting, but it’s worth it.
- Laser hair removal: Because razors belong in museums.
- If I can survive laser hair removal, I can survive anything.
- “Does laser hair removal hurt?” No, it just gently reminds you of every bad decision you’ve ever made.
- Shaving is for amateurs. I choose pain.
- I came in for laser hair removal. I left with a newfound respect for my ancestors who lived before modern medicine.
Who knew getting smooth could be an extreme sport?
Facials: Expensive Naps with Benefits
A facial is just a socially acceptable way to pay someone to rub fancy creams on your face while you take a power nap.
- Getting a facial: Because my skin deserves more attention than my inbox.
- I don’t always pamper myself… just kidding, yes I do.
- If stress causes wrinkles, then facials are a medical necessity.
- “Self-care is important” is just code for “I will be spending my paycheck at the spa.”
- My esthetician told me to drink more water. I told her I would—right after this latte.
Facials: The only time it’s acceptable for someone to stare at your pores for an hour.
Chemical Peels: The Art of Shedding Your Past (Literally)
Chemical peels are like time travel. One week of looking like a lizard, then boom—you’re back to your 20s.
- Chemical peels: Because my past mistakes shouldn’t be visible on my face.
- I peeled so much after my last treatment, I started calling myself “Snake.”
- “Your skin looks amazing!” Thanks, it’s new!
- It’s not pain, it’s just intense rejuvenation.
- My face is currently peeling, but so is my emotional baggage.
Nothing says “self-improvement” like shedding a few layers of yourself.
The Med Spa Experience: A Rollercoaster of Emotions
From walking in confidently to leaving with a red face and a questionable decision, med spas are an emotional journey.
- Me: “I just want a consultation.” Also me: “Okay fine, inject me.”
- If I had a dollar for every time I said “just this one treatment,” I could afford all the treatments.
- My esthetician said I needed SPF. I said I needed therapy. We compromised—I booked both.
- “Beauty is pain.” No, beauty is expensive, and pain is extra.
- Walking out of the med spa feeling like a million bucks. Walking into Target to buy moisturizer with my last $20.
Self-care is an investment, but let’s be real—it’s worth it.
Why Laughing at Beauty is the Best Anti-Aging Treatment
At Royale Aesthetics and Beauty in Ogden, Utah, we believe that looking your best should come with a good laugh. Because let’s be honest—whether you’re smoothing out wrinkles, zapping hair, or peeling your face like a fancy fruit, beauty is hilarious.
So next time you’re in the chair, waiting for your treatment to kick in, remember: It’s all fun and games until your Botox won’t let you frown at bad jokes.
Now go forth, glow up, and keep laughing. Because a good joke is the best beauty treatment of all.
Disclaimer: Results may vary from patient to patient, and BodyTite may not be suitable for everyone. A consultation with our medical professionals will help determine the best treatment for your individual needs.